Small Little Khawish

Sady Jo Irrady Thy
             Kidy Sidhay Sadhy Thy
Hum Ny Sooch Rakha Tha
            Ban Ky Ek Din Mimber
Ekoo Kam Karna Hy
            Aik Do Plazoo Ko
Char Chay Plato Ko
           Punjee Thee Muraboon Ko
Apnay Nam Karna Hy
          Shukar Ay Khuda-Wand
Tu Ny Es Nimany Ky
           Nickee Jiny Khawish Ko
Sun Lia Hy Narry Sy

Khalid Masood.

Buniness

Sahab Zady Karty Kia Hain ?
 Larki Walon Ny Pucha.
"Jub Dekho Farig Phirty Hain
Yah Peety Tambakoo Hain"
Larky Ky Amma Yeh Bolien,
"Kaam Kary os Ky Juti"
"Doo Bhai Bhtta Latay Hain Abba Khair Sy Daku Hain "

Side Effets

Sar Dard Mein Yeh Goli Bari Zood Asar Hy
                                             Pr Thora Sa Nuqsan bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Ho Saktee Hy Paida Koi Tabkheer ke Surat
                                             Dil Tung-O-Pryshan bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Ho Sakty Hy Khuch Saqal-e-Samayat ky Shakyat
                                            Bekar Koi Kaan Bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Mumkin Hy Kharabi Koi Ho Jay Jiggar Mein
                                             Han Aap ko Yerqan Bhee Ho Sakta Ha is Sy
Par Sakti Hy Kuch Jild Karashi Ke Zururat
                                            Kharish ka Kuch Imkan bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Ho Sakti Hy Yadain Bhe Zara  is Sy Mutasar
                                            Mamulee Sa Nissyan Bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Benai Bhe ky  Haaq Main Bhee Yeh Gooli Naheen Achi
                                            Deeda Koi Heeran Bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Ho Sakta Hy La Haq Koi Pacheeda Maraz Bhee
                                           Gurda Ko Veeran Bhee Ho Sakta Hy Is Sy
Mumkin Hy keh Ho Jai Nasha Bhee Is Sy
                                           Phir Ap Ka Challan Bhee Ho Sakta Hy is Sy

Thanks To: Great Anwar Maqsood

After Marriage

Handia Paka Raha Hon
                    Bachy Khila Raha Hon
Jab Say Hoi Hy Shadi
                   Ansoo Baha Raha Hon

Saza

Yah Rab Yeh Mery Beevy or Salay Bhee Cheen Lay
Yah Mujh Ko Zinda Rahnay Kee Itni Saza To Nah Day

Sadgee

Hum Dil Ke Tabahi ka yeh Saman Nah Karain Gay
Ban Jaien Gay Dulha Magar Han Na Karien Gay

Quyamat

Onhee Dekha to Yeh Hota Hi Maloom
Quyamat Teen Fot Panch Inch Hogi

Aashiq Ky Dua

Comedy Poetry

Itani English to Mujhy Bhee  Aati Hai   Faraz
I Will Yaad You Very Zayada
You Bhee Yad Me Bhoot Much
You are Very Zayada Good Dost of me
I Think I 'm Bhi Acha Friend of you
So Please Don't Bhoolna me
Main Also Kabhi V Nahi Forget you
Apni Care Rakhna
How Lagi My English?
Sada Muskaraty Rahoo isi Tarah
Ameen

Neighbor-Hood

Khool Ankh Zameen Dak,Falak Daikh, Fiza Daikh
Mushraq Sy Oberty Hoi Sooraj Ko Zara Daikh
Is Bar Makan Badloon to Aisy Prosun Ho
Jo Qulb Ko Garma Dy Jo Rooh ko Tarpah Dy

Thanks to  Jadee

Talash Gum Shuda ( Government )

Koi Umeed Bar Nahi Aati
                         Govt. Kahan Hy Nazar Nahi Ati
Chup Rah Kr Bhee Dak Liya Hum Ny
                        Sharam enko Magar Nahi Ati
Pahly Hoti thee Load shading 1 Ghanta
                        Ab Sara Din Magar Nahi Ati
Pahly Ati Thee Cheeni (Sugar ) 20 Rupy Kilo
                         Ab 20 ke to Paao Bher Nahi Ati
Aa Jatta hy Bilwal Her rooz yahan
                        Bahan us ke Eid par bhee Nahi Ati
Bibi ko Mary hogey 3 saal A Ghalib
                       Zardari Ko mout Magar Nahi Ati

NEWTON 'S 2011 LAW

The Rate of Mach Loosing is Directly
Proportional to The Drop Catches
Let  L  is  Match Loosing ,
C  is  Catches ,  
      So
    L ? C
    L = BC
Where B is Constant of Beghartee
The ? Beghartee of Kamran Akmal , Younis Khan ,Umar Gul and Misbah is always Remains Constant ?

Point To Be Noted

Make your Anger So Expensive  


That No One Can Afford It
                    &
Make Ur Happiness So Cheap


That People Get It Free From U........


God Bless U.

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Tujhay Salam.

Super Hit Ghazal

 Ab Muhabbat Ki Wakalat Nahi kee Ja Sakti

Shahr Bhar Sy to Adawat Nahi Ke Ja Sakti
Mera Chara Meri Ankhien Hain Salamat ab bhee
Kon Kehta Hai Wazakat Nahi Ke Ja Sakti
Baat Ye Hai k Koi Toot K Chahay to Sahi
Her Kisi Sy to Muhabbat Nahi Ke Ja Sakti
Ankh Kehti hai Kahieen Or Chalay Jaien Hum
Dil Ye Kehta Hy K Hijrat Nahi Ke Ja Sakti
Looh-e-Dil Per Yehi Tehreer Likhi Hai
Ishq Walon ko Naseehat Nahien Ke Ja Sakti

Salty Ghazal

Ya Rab Maree Bigree Hoi Taqdeer Bana Dy
Das Bees Mureedoon ka Mujhay Peer Bana Dy
Jitna Be Mureed Apani Mushaqat  Sy Kamaian
Os Mee Sy Adaha Maree Taqdeer Bana Dy

Comedy Poetry

Luch Lifung Elect Hova Hay Anhy Wah
                   BEEBA Fer Reject Hova Hay Anhy Wah
Sui Main Dhaga Dalnay Wali Nokree Py
                   Anha Fer Select Hova Hay Anhy Wah


Ever Best :Khalid Masood