Ek Voot Ka Sawal Hy baba

Main Kho'ota tha Belkul Khr'ra Ho Gya Hoon
Mujhy Voot Dena Khr'ra ho Gya Hoon
             Mujhy Ho Gayi hy Election ke kha'rish
             myri ap sy bus yahee hy guzarish
             karain dossroon sy bhee myri Safarish
             yahee hy myri enthayi Nagarish
Nikma tha Han kam ka ho Gya Hoon
 Mujhy Voot Dena Khr'ra ho Gya Hoon
           Vazeeron Sy main Aashnai Karon ga 
           Tumhari Galee ke Safai Karoon Ga
           Hareefon ke Apni Peetai Karoon Ga
           Kuch is tarah Sy Rehnumai Karoon Ga
Kuda to Nahien Na Khuda ho Gya hon
Mujhy Voot Dena Khr'ra ho Gya Hoon
           Nah ho gi Tumhain BARBAR ky bhee Hajat
           Main Karta Rahoon ga Tumhari HaJaMat
           Hoon SADiQ, nahein Jhoot ke mari Adat
           Mery Hal Per ab to Kejiey Enayat
Main Kal Kya tha or Aaj Kya Ho Giya Hon
Mujhy Voot Dena Khr'ra ho Gya Hoon
           Main by-Par Ki aksar  Uraya Karoon Ga
           Or Aapis main Tum ko Laraya karoon Ga
           Pukra'ion Ga phir Churraya Karon Ga
           Main Her Ek ky Kaam Aya Karon Ga
keh Ab Her Mrz ke Dawa Ho Gya Hoon
Mujhy Voot Dena Khr'ra ho Gya Hoon
           Agar Ho Gya Kamyab ,Allah, Allah
            Karoon Ga Main Tum Sy Khetab,Allah, Allah
            Khila'oon Ga SHAMI KABAB,Allah, Allah
            Bana Doon Ga Sab Ko Nawab,Allah, Allah
Khuda Ki Qasam Aap ka ho Gya Hoon
Mujhy Voot Dena Khr'ra ho Gya Hoon

By--- Syed Athar Jafri

Dulhan

Maa Nay Chao Puray Kr K

               Rog    He  Dil  Per  Leya


Chand See Dulhan ny

             Beta  Yerghmal Kr Leya

Car ,Haran

Aap Dolat Mund Hain
          Sab per Jata'ya Keejey
Car Lay Li Hy to
       Phir Harun Baja'ya Keejey

Rishwat Bhayjh

Dakh Yeh Patli Halet, Bhayjh
Dakh Yeh Ut'ree Surat, Bhayjh
                        Poree Ho Hr hajat, Bhayjh
                        Eshrat, Shurat, Eizt, Bhayjh 
By-Mahnt ke Doolat Bhayjh
Mary Moola Rishwat Bhayjh
                     karty Hain yeh sub Beopar 
                     Afsar , Munshi,Chokidar
Sab Hain Rishwat Ky Beemar
Sab Ki Onchi hy Sarkar

                    By-Mahent ke Doolat Bhayjh

                    Mery Moola Rishwat Bhayjh

Aysa Kr nah Mlya Mate

Ghat Jay Ga Myra Weight

                  Khool Dy " FAZAL-E-RABEE " Gate

                  Main Bhi to Rakhta Hon Pate

Ba Mehnat ke Doolat Bhayjh

Mery Moola Rishwat Bhayjh

Jutta Uttar Aay

Hamari Bad Dawaon main Assar Ay Perwardegar Aiy
    Malay Gharoon say wo jis din ussy din sy Bukhar Aiy
Raheen Tajar(Trader) Salamat ab Milawat ka yeh Alam Hy
    main Khaion Aslee Ghee to Charbee ka Deekaar Aiy
Kisee Ky Haat mein Balla Kisee ky Haat meain Hockey
    Zara Maree Galee Main Gardish-e-lail-o-Nahar Aiy
Sahafat ab Bikaoo Jins hay khud Tajzeya kar lo
    Maray Mazdoor Akhbar Main Zikr-e-Maldar Aiy
Shikan Alood bister ke tarah Jab Hogia Chehrah 
   Beauty Parlor sy wo Burhapay ko Sanwar Aiy
Syana Ho Gia Hy Es Muhalay ka har Ek Banya
   Ni Dookan Ab Doondo Jahan sy ab Uddhar Aiy
Raqeebo ky saroon sy Bhoot Ulfat ka Uttar Jata
   yeh un ky Kush Neaseeby Hy Keh Hum Juuta Uttar Aiy
Bura Jab Waqat tha HERFUN Kisee ny bhee Nahee Pocha
   Election Ky Zamanay main Hazaroon Gum Ghusaar Aiy

By--- HERFUN LAKHNAVY 

Zulf Ka Qundal

Yeh Tare Zulf Ka Qundal to Mujahy Mar Chala
              Jis pay Qanoon Bhee Lago Ho Woh Hatyar Challa
Pate he Phool Gia Itany Khameeray ( Medicine)  Kahh Ky
             Taree Hikmat Nah Chalee Or Teera Beemar Challa
Beevian Char (4) Haien or Pher Bhee Haseeno Sy SUGUF
             Bhai to Araam sy Beth ky Ghar Bar Challa
Ujrat-e-Ishq nahee Deta na Day Bhaarr Main Jaa
             Lay Taray Daame Sy Ab Tera Giriftar Challa
Sansnee Khaiz Usay Koi or Shy Nah Malee
             Maree Tasveer ( Picture ) Sy woh Shaam ka Akhbar Challa
Yeh Bhee Acha Hy kehSehrah main  Banayah hy Makkan
             ab Karaiy pay Sya-e-deevar Challa
Charr Meboob sy lay Doobay gee Kishtee JAADI...
             Aankh sy Charr Ussay Haath Sy Patawar Challa

By : Athar Shah Khan Jaadi

Zamany Guzar Gay

Un sy Nazar Malay Zamany Guzar Gay
                           Yani Udhar khay Zamany Guzar Gay
Poochee Jo Waja Weshat-E-Dil ke Quais Sy
                           Boola Mujhay Nahai Zamany Guzar Gay
Her Cheez Aa Rahee Hy Amarat (UAE) Sy Magar
                           Soohar ko Ghar py Aiy Zamany Guzar Gay
Yah Rab Hamary Sahar ( City ) ky Leader ke Khair Ho
                          Us ka Beyan Aiy Zamany Guzar Gay
Daman py Ap ky yeh Joien Ap hee ke Hain
                         hum ko to Sar Khujay Zamany Guzar Gay
Lilah Charah Gar, marey Kharish ky fiqur Kr
                        Un ko Gallay Lagaiy  Zamany Guzar Gay
Ab Tak Gai Nahien hy Qamar ke Chuk
                      Hala-n- key NAAZ uthay Zamany Guzar Gay

By : Anayat Ali Khan Anayat

Mazaq Hi Mazaq Main

Hum un ko Lia Rahh Per Mazaq hi Mazaq Main
                   Banay pher Un ky Hamsafar Mazaq hi Mazaq Main
Paray Rahay Pir Un Ky Ghar Mazaq hi Mazaq Main
                  Mazay Sy Ho Giy Basar Mazaq hi Mazaq Main
Patakh Dia Zameen Py Sir Mazaq hi Mazaq Main
                 Adoo Ky Toor Dy Kamar Mazaq hi Mazaq Main
Latifa Goi ka jo Raat Chall Para tha Silsla
               Obel Pry Kai Gatar Mazaq hi Mazaq Main


By. Anayat Ali Khan Anayat

Pakistani Politics

Mary Mulk ke Syiasat Ka Kya Poochtay Ho
Tawaif ghree Hoi Hy Tamash beeno Mein


Reality of Pakistani Politics
By: Peer Neaseer -u- Din Naseer  

Small Little Khawish

Sady Jo Irrady Thy
             Kidy Sidhay Sadhy Thy
Hum Ny Sooch Rakha Tha
            Ban Ky Ek Din Mimber
Ekoo Kam Karna Hy
            Aik Do Plazoo Ko
Char Chay Plato Ko
           Punjee Thee Muraboon Ko
Apnay Nam Karna Hy
          Shukar Ay Khuda-Wand
Tu Ny Es Nimany Ky
           Nickee Jiny Khawish Ko
Sun Lia Hy Narry Sy

Khalid Masood.

Buniness

Sahab Zady Karty Kia Hain ?
 Larki Walon Ny Pucha.
"Jub Dekho Farig Phirty Hain
Yah Peety Tambakoo Hain"
Larky Ky Amma Yeh Bolien,
"Kaam Kary os Ky Juti"
"Doo Bhai Bhtta Latay Hain Abba Khair Sy Daku Hain "

Side Effets

Sar Dard Mein Yeh Goli Bari Zood Asar Hy
                                             Pr Thora Sa Nuqsan bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Ho Saktee Hy Paida Koi Tabkheer ke Surat
                                             Dil Tung-O-Pryshan bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Ho Sakty Hy Khuch Saqal-e-Samayat ky Shakyat
                                            Bekar Koi Kaan Bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Mumkin Hy Kharabi Koi Ho Jay Jiggar Mein
                                             Han Aap ko Yerqan Bhee Ho Sakta Ha is Sy
Par Sakti Hy Kuch Jild Karashi Ke Zururat
                                            Kharish ka Kuch Imkan bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Ho Sakti Hy Yadain Bhe Zara  is Sy Mutasar
                                            Mamulee Sa Nissyan Bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Benai Bhe ky  Haaq Main Bhee Yeh Gooli Naheen Achi
                                            Deeda Koi Heeran Bhe Ho Sakta Hy is Sy
Ho Sakta Hy La Haq Koi Pacheeda Maraz Bhee
                                           Gurda Ko Veeran Bhee Ho Sakta Hy Is Sy
Mumkin Hy keh Ho Jai Nasha Bhee Is Sy
                                           Phir Ap Ka Challan Bhee Ho Sakta Hy is Sy

Thanks To: Great Anwar Maqsood

After Marriage

Handia Paka Raha Hon
                    Bachy Khila Raha Hon
Jab Say Hoi Hy Shadi
                   Ansoo Baha Raha Hon

Saza

Yah Rab Yeh Mery Beevy or Salay Bhee Cheen Lay
Yah Mujh Ko Zinda Rahnay Kee Itni Saza To Nah Day

Sadgee

Hum Dil Ke Tabahi ka yeh Saman Nah Karain Gay
Ban Jaien Gay Dulha Magar Han Na Karien Gay

Quyamat

Onhee Dekha to Yeh Hota Hi Maloom
Quyamat Teen Fot Panch Inch Hogi

Aashiq Ky Dua

Comedy Poetry

Itani English to Mujhy Bhee  Aati Hai   Faraz
I Will Yaad You Very Zayada
You Bhee Yad Me Bhoot Much
You are Very Zayada Good Dost of me
I Think I 'm Bhi Acha Friend of you
So Please Don't Bhoolna me
Main Also Kabhi V Nahi Forget you
Apni Care Rakhna
How Lagi My English?
Sada Muskaraty Rahoo isi Tarah
Ameen

Neighbor-Hood

Khool Ankh Zameen Dak,Falak Daikh, Fiza Daikh
Mushraq Sy Oberty Hoi Sooraj Ko Zara Daikh
Is Bar Makan Badloon to Aisy Prosun Ho
Jo Qulb Ko Garma Dy Jo Rooh ko Tarpah Dy

Thanks to  Jadee

Talash Gum Shuda ( Government )

Koi Umeed Bar Nahi Aati
                         Govt. Kahan Hy Nazar Nahi Ati
Chup Rah Kr Bhee Dak Liya Hum Ny
                        Sharam enko Magar Nahi Ati
Pahly Hoti thee Load shading 1 Ghanta
                        Ab Sara Din Magar Nahi Ati
Pahly Ati Thee Cheeni (Sugar ) 20 Rupy Kilo
                         Ab 20 ke to Paao Bher Nahi Ati
Aa Jatta hy Bilwal Her rooz yahan
                        Bahan us ke Eid par bhee Nahi Ati
Bibi ko Mary hogey 3 saal A Ghalib
                       Zardari Ko mout Magar Nahi Ati

NEWTON 'S 2011 LAW

The Rate of Mach Loosing is Directly
Proportional to The Drop Catches
Let  L  is  Match Loosing ,
C  is  Catches ,  
      So
    L ? C
    L = BC
Where B is Constant of Beghartee
The ? Beghartee of Kamran Akmal , Younis Khan ,Umar Gul and Misbah is always Remains Constant ?

Point To Be Noted

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Super Hit Ghazal

 Ab Muhabbat Ki Wakalat Nahi kee Ja Sakti

Shahr Bhar Sy to Adawat Nahi Ke Ja Sakti
Mera Chara Meri Ankhien Hain Salamat ab bhee
Kon Kehta Hai Wazakat Nahi Ke Ja Sakti
Baat Ye Hai k Koi Toot K Chahay to Sahi
Her Kisi Sy to Muhabbat Nahi Ke Ja Sakti
Ankh Kehti hai Kahieen Or Chalay Jaien Hum
Dil Ye Kehta Hy K Hijrat Nahi Ke Ja Sakti
Looh-e-Dil Per Yehi Tehreer Likhi Hai
Ishq Walon ko Naseehat Nahien Ke Ja Sakti

Salty Ghazal

Ya Rab Maree Bigree Hoi Taqdeer Bana Dy
Das Bees Mureedoon ka Mujhay Peer Bana Dy
Jitna Be Mureed Apani Mushaqat  Sy Kamaian
Os Mee Sy Adaha Maree Taqdeer Bana Dy

Comedy Poetry

Luch Lifung Elect Hova Hay Anhy Wah
                   BEEBA Fer Reject Hova Hay Anhy Wah
Sui Main Dhaga Dalnay Wali Nokree Py
                   Anha Fer Select Hova Hay Anhy Wah


Ever Best :Khalid Masood